FROM JUANITA JEAN'S THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS BEAUTY SALON
The drought has gotten so bad in Texas that the cow are giving powered milk and we have three year old ducks who don’t know how to swim.
Since Governor Perry swears it has nothing to do with climate change, all we’re left with is the reassuring and abiding belief that God does not listen to Rick Perry’s prayers. I find some comfort in that.
Texas now publishes a big ole honkin’ list of places where the water has gone missing.
Customer Bernie has an idea. Maybe if immigrants brought water over in their calves?
Couldn’t hurt.
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