IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IN AMERICA TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, READ THE NEWSPAPERS AND NOT LAUGH YOURSELF SILLY.....
Paraphrase of H.L. Menken. In this morning's N.Y. TImes, Secretary of Defense Chuck Hegel is quoted as saying, "I'm going to Afghanistan to find out more as to why we are there."
Of course, one may cry and not laugh at this at all.