-----She obviously blogs from Texas.
Usually when we say “crap in Austin,” we mean legislation coming our of the State House.
But that phrase has taken a turn for the worse.
When the Department of Public Safety Troopers confiscated tampons from the public trying to enter the state senate gallery, they justified it by saying the also found several bottles of “feces and urine.” Not surprisingly, the feces and urine were in invisible bottles. There is no record, no pictures, and until yesterday, no eyewitnesses.
David Dewhurst: Texas State Tool
Then along comes Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, a man of recent political bad fortune, having lost to Ted Cruz, the ultimate humiliation for someone who can read and write. Dewhurst claims he saw it with his own two eyes.
Dewhurst told Toby Marie Walker of the Waco Tea Party in a web-streamed interview that he “walked over to where [DPS] was screening” and saw DPS personnel “smelling” water bottles. “They had urine in it,” he said. Dewhurst, a former CIA operative, also said he saw DPS setting aside bags of feces to throw away.
Oh yes, in Texas, we encourage our Troopers to perform field tests of any suspicious fluids just in case it’s sarin gas, lysteria or medically toxic fluids. Hell, Troopers are a dime a dozen.
Now I know there is not a chance in hell that Lt. Gov Dewhurst would lie to impress the Tea Party crowd who did not support him before and who he needs now. But how the tarnation are you going to make a bunch of women defending their Constitutional rights look evil unless they are crap-toting witches? His exact quote?
“Absolutely and it’s the same as myself I walked over to where they were screening and they were getting bottles out and smelling them, they were getting water bottles out and smelling and they had urine in it. And there were bags they had set aside and were going to put in the trash and throw it out, of feces. Just despicable. Despicable.”‘
Despicable me.
But it gets even better.
Rick Wiles, a radio preacher, got himself an eyewitness to the march on Austin who saw what really, really happened.
According to Wiles, the behavior of the pro-choice activists was literally demonic as “raw Satanic sewage coming up out of Hell” was running through the streets of Austin before he went on to warn that the “Obamanistas” are just biding their time until they can carry out a “mass slaughter of Christians”
Honey, if there was anything running through the streets of drought plagued Austin they’d call the priests to say a blessing over it.
However, there is one photograph of the bags of feces in Austin:
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