Thursday, February 12, 2015
Conservative Definition of Climate Change
CLIMATE CHANGE, n. A condition on planet earth where, as temperature rises, the well-informed right-wing properly becomes increasingly militant in denying the increase in global warming. Also, a state of affairs where the human race, as it should, puts current pleasure ahead of possible future catastrophe because such a disaster is only predicted by so-called scientists who are discredited by their belief in the theory of evolution. Even if the prediction of the near extinction of humans is true, God will create a new Adam and Eve to preserve mankind.