GOVERNOR PERRY SAYS "HOUSES AIN'T BLOWN UP YET"

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Shrink Wants Obama & Bush Committed

Shrink Bill Bain of Brooke Med. Center wants the Pres committed. "He says that Iraq is on track, when it's falling apart! It's like W's 'Mission Accomplished.' statement. They both should be here."

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013

 

LA Cops Switch Focus To Jaywalkers

Police Chief Chief Charlie Beck said that since the LA's war on gangs, drugs and guns has "pretty much failed," they'd try something else. "We're now protecting cars from pedestrians," he stated.

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013

 

Obama Says Pope Is His Friend & Ally, No Says Pope

The Pres quotes and praises Francis, says he's friend and ally. The Pope who focuses on peace and non-violence said that "Obama's drones are death machines. With friends like him who needs enemies?"

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013

 

Pope Cancels Trip To North Africa

The Holy Father said today that "with mis-targeted U.S. drones flying everywhere, the Popemobile might be obliterated. I would be gone and unable to attack Bill O'Reilly and other right-wing idiots."

written by Keith Shirey, 26 December 2013

 

Kim Jung Um Calls In Fukushima Dalichi Company

N. Korea has started producing fuel rods for its new nuclear reactor. Dear Leader Um said all would go well because Tepco of the Fukushima Dalichi nuclear power plant in Japan is giving advice.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013

 

Writer of Young Adult Paranormal Sex Is Rich

Bill Loftus said that he thought he'd get wealthy. "Kids do it on the internet, by e-mails, cells, selfings, & porn. They just do artificial sex, can't do the real thing. I knew they'd buy my books."

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013

 

Gov. Perry Says "Wait And See"

The EPA found enough methane in houses near fracking sites to blow them up but Tex.Rangers chased the EPA away under Gov. Perry's orders. "Them Feds is never right, they ain't blowed up yet," he said.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013

 

GOP Serves Cake At Marie Antoinette Mission

Thanks to the House GOP, no extension of jobless benefits for Christmas and increased homelessness, but Rep. Boehner served cake at the Marie Antoinette Mission in his Ohio home town of Scroogeburg.

written by Keith Shirey, 25 December 2013