CARDINAL BALONEY ATTACKS MASTURBATION

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Cardinal Baloney Attacks Onanism

The NY Prelate said that masturbation is the gravest sin of all. "Sperm is Holy Seed. It is infused with soul as it forms God says. Spilling seed is worse than spilling Jesus' blood at Mass" he said.

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written by Keith Shirey, 27 December 2013