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WRITTEN BY KEITH SHIREYFrench Pres.'s Ratings Go Up After Mistress Revealed
Francois Hollande's political policies have been a bust. But when it was revealed he had such a good looking mistress the public now admire him and his popularity has soared.
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Reason For Seahawks Sherman's Rant
After Seahawks win over 49ers the cornerback screamed into the camera, the rant going viral. It turns out that he tipped a pass into teammates hand. He went wild to protect his thuggish image.
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Snowden Says He'll Never Return To U.S.
His constant companion, Gwen Ashton from the UK, revealed the real reason is that his long-time girlfriend who he left in Hawaii is impossibly angry. "Snowden won't face her wrath" she revealed.
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Russian Communal Toilets Objets Of Interests
Pics of side-by-side thrones have gone viral on the internet. They're not in keeping Russian homophobia. But, more importantly, the pictures reveal that there is no provision for toilet paper.
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
New U.S.Olympic Uniforms Ugly
But the chair of the U.S.Olympic Committee says they couldn't be. "They were designed by Ralph Lauren whose taken me out for at least a dozen lunches at Spago."
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Justin Bieber Object Of Comics' Ridicule
Late night funny men and their audiences enjoy making him the object of ridicule. But a noted sociologist says it is they who are ridiculous. "He's badly in need of help. Only dumb-asses would laugh."
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Transgender Inmate Close To Surgery
Conan O'brien and Jay Leno are delighted bout the surgery as they see a new opportunity for jokes. They often make funnies about prison rape, which they and their audiences somehow find humorous.
written by Keith Shirey, 24 January 2014
Salina Gomez Speaks Out
"Seventeen "ranks her as the most powerful woman 21 and younger. But the star says that she's not doing enough for her fans. "I work 17 hrs a day, am creative as i can be. I'm so guilty."
written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
Mylie Cyrus To Star In New Role
The producer of a new version of Mary Poppins said today that Mylie was given the part.
written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
Glen Beck Sorry He Almost Destroyed US
Former host said that he helped to tear "fragile" America apart. His psychotherapist said it's a typical statement from one suffering from delusions of grandeur.
written by Keith Shirey, 23 January 2014
Rogers, Feinstein Say Snowden Foreign Spy
They also said that he has put American lives in jeopardy. But FBI says no such cases have been found and he is not under influence of foreign gov'ts. Mystic j. Ra says they channel Joe McCarthy.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 January 2014
Why Morale Is So Low Among US Nukemen?
Many officers who would launch land-based nuclear missiles have been relieved of duty for being drunk, not knowing safety rules. The nukes are aimed at russia. The cold war was over 20 years ago.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 January 2014
Why Are The Rich So Rich?
Guru Raja Shiva said today, when asked why 0.2% of the top 1% in America were billionaires said, "Well that's easy, they chose the right parents before birth."
written by Keith Shirey, 21 January 2014
Ex-Air Force Men Say Cheating Normal
Officers in charge of operating nuclear missiles have always cheated in readiness tests covering safety matters. "We never knew what we were doing Why the heat now? " asked a former officer
written by Keith Shirey, 20 January 2014
Concern Over Super Bowel Fly By
The air force has decided to use F-35 fighter jets for the Super Bowel flay over. It has numerous design flaws and could crash into football fans. Lockheed-Northrup who built it is a game sponsor.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 January 2014
Rebel Defends Cannibalism
Mumaud al Bin Dahmer, rebel commander fighting in Syria, today explained why he ate the hearts of regime supporters he had killed. "Cannibalism in the pursuit of liberty is no vice," he said.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 January 2014
First Amendment Now Repealed
Said Sen. Ted Cruz, who led fight to get rid of it, "It wasn't used for years. There's no separation between church and state, peaceful demonstrators are jailed, corporations censor TV news, etc."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 January 2014
Christie Remains Popular
In spite of "bridgegate" and revelations and 3 new scandals emerging, NJ Gov. has 98% approval rating of NJ residents. Why? A typical statement is "I know he's corrupt but he's blunt, outspoken."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 January 2014
Conservative Says Gov Can't Do Anything Right
So GOP congressman voted for bill to stop airline inspections. He was aboard a plane that had never been inspected. As it went down in flames he said, "My death is not in vain I stopped Big Brother.
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
Japan Responds To Fukushima
With secrecy, denial, no monitoring from other nations, hiding radioactive fish. The plant could have huge explosion. P.M's solution "If we lose it we'll build 50 more like the one at 3 mile island."
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
No Medical Care Lets People Be Heroes
Most GOP state govs won't allow extension medicare That means 5M people with delayed care. In Tx., no treatment for cancer let's them be heros at they fight the disease on their own" said Ted Cruz.
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
Hard Line Muslims Make Demands
Extremist Muslims in tax-supported public universities demand that men and women be separated at public college forums. Sen. Ted Cruz of Tx said "That's fine with me, I support segregation."
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
Chemical Spill in Va. Reds Not Enforced
The EPA Va. head asked for public understanding of virtually no enforcement of rules. "Most of us are on the Boards of coal, chemical, and fracking companies. That's very time consuming."
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
GOP & Dem.Parties To Merge
Boehner and Reid said today that since both parties are controlled by corporations and the rich & neither party will close tax loopholes they had too much in common to be separate political parties.
written by Keith Shirey, 13 January 2014
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