U.S. WILL STILL SUPPORT FINGER NIBBLING TERRORISTS

http://www.thespoof.com/profile.cfm?uID=14655

U.S. Now Supports Only Non-Cannibal Terrorists.

In a shift of policy, the US gives aid only to the good terrorists who promise not to eat the hears and livers of bad terrorists in Syria. 

"Finger nibbling is still ok," said U.S. War Department."