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Air Force Removes Drunken General
In Moscow, Maj. Gen Mchael Carey stumbled through Red Square slurring his speech, insulting everyone. He visited bars with "Cigar Lady" and picked fights. His job was to control US' nuclear arsenal.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
Air Force Removes Drunken General
In Moscow, Maj. Gen Mchael Carey stumbled through Red Square slurring his speech, insulting everyone. He visited bars with "Cigar Lady" and picked fights. His job was to control US' nuclear arsenal.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
United Arab Emeritis: Sorcery Is Crime
Emeriti lawyer, Mohammed al Wierdo said that being under the spell of a sorceress "messes one up." As he was talking he stroked the head of the genie from the lamp on his walnut veneer desk.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
United Arab Emeritis: Sorcery Is Crime
Emeriti lawyer, Mohammed al Wierdo said that being under the spell of a sorceress "messes one up." As he was talking he stroked the head of the genie from the lamp on his walnut veneer desk.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
PASTOR DESTROYS ATHIEIST ON TV
On KROC Athiest J. Crew said "The book of Leviticus sanctions slaves being their owner's property forever" The Rev.P Fowl retorted, -Bad interpretation, God is merciful, it's just for a little while.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
BP Accused Of Dumping Radioactive Waste
A spokesman for the big oil company pointed to the"pure, pristine waters" of a Luisiana swamp and denied there was any radioactivity in the water; he stroked a three headed toad as he spoke.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
BP Accused Of Dumping Radioactive Waste
A spokesman for the big oil company pointed to the"pure, pristine waters" of a Luisiana swamp and denied there was any radioactivity in the water; he stroked a three headed toad as he spoke.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
Kim Jung Um's Uncle's Corpse Brought Home
North Korea's Glorious One politically purged and had his uncle, Big Dong, executed. Upon examining the corpse, Um's wife, "Princess Necro" thanked her husband for his "state service."
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
Fox Newsman Accidentally Endorses EPA
Obama hater Steve Doocy in a rant today was outraged at Obama's lax enforcement of environmental regulations which he often calls "fascist." Doocy apologized for his mistake to Fox Chief, Roger Ass.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
Fox Newsman Accidentally Endorses EPA
Obama hater Steve Doocy in a rant today was outraged at Obama's lax enforcement of environmental regulations which he often calls "fascist." Doocy apologized for his mistake to Fox Chief, Roger Ass.
written by Keith Shirey, 21 December 2013
Indian Consolate Humiliated
The NY consolate was repeatedly cuffed, stripped & cavity searched, swabbed & put in holdup with drunks. The officer in charge explained, "I had a flashback and thought I was at Abu Ghraib again."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Indian Consolate Humiliated
The NY consolate was repeatedly cuffed, stripped & cavity searched, swabbed & put in holdup with drunks. The officer in charge explained, "I had a flashback and thought I was at Abu Ghraib again."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Obama Sets Modest Goals for 2014
After the disaster that was 2013 the President said he'd just be glad to "come out of this with just strand of black hair left."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Obama Sets Modest Goals for 2014
After the disaster that was 2013 the President said he'd just be glad to "come out of this with just strand of black hair left."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Santa Claus Almost Shot Down
While Santa was making a trial run over the North Pole today NORAD, which tracks him each year mistook his sleigh for a missile. The F-35 fighter with its fatal design flaws fired but missed Santa.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Santa Claus Almost Shot Down
While Santa was making a trial run over the North Pole today NORAD, which tracks him each year mistook his sleigh for a missile. The F-35 fighter with its fatal design flaws fired but missed Santa.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Due To Obamacare We're In Nazi Germany
James Dobson, one of the most famous right-wing Christian TV personalities, said that today: "The 20,000 newly insured under Obamacare would be better off in Buchenwald."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Due To Obamacare We're In Nazi Germany
James Dobson, one of the most famous right-wing Christian TV personalities, said that today: "The 20,000 newly insured under Obamacare would be better off in Buchenwald."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
IN POLL 71% IN US Say Washington Broken
The other 29% were not available to participate in the NBC poll due to prison incarceration, permanent brain damage, or attending religious services involving rattlesnakes.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Walmart Asks Workers Help
In the past the company has requested that its workers provide food for other employees who are hungry. Today's request is that Walmart low-wage homeless workers be taken in by fellow employees.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 December 2013
Protestor Kisses Cop's Visor, May Get Jail Time
Nina de Chiffe a 20-year-old beautiful student environmental protestor faced off with police and kissed and licked an officer's visor. She has been charged with sexual assault, faces a trial, prison.
written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
Strangest Sex Laws In U.S.
In TX- one can't own more than 12 dildos; Mis:- Illegal to discuss polygamy; LA- Necrophilia is legal; AL -Marriage incest is o.k.
written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
Top Indian Diplomat Cuffed, Strip Searched
India's Dep. Council in NY is involved in a pay dispute with an employee. She was arrested, cuffed, strip and cavity searched, in jail with drunks. Just SOP for NYPD," said the arresting officer.
written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
Tx Gun Club Opening Goes Wrong
Texas, know for its love of guns and opposition to gun safety legislation hosted a Gun Club grand opening in Midland. As the doors were opening an employee shot himself in the hand.
written by Keith Shirey, 19 December 2013
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